Alpha Kids
Here are the Alpha Kids. Basically they are althernate universe versions of the
guardians (grandmother, grandfather, mother, brother) of the Beta Kids. They
are, from left to right, Jane Crocker, Jake English, Roxy Lalonde, and Dirk
Strider.
Jane is the heir to Crockercorp,
created by Betty Crocker (yes, THAT Betty Crocker). However, in this particular
universe Betty Crocker is actually an evil alien space hitler who ends up
destroying all humans (although this doesn't happen for about 400 years from her
time). Her weapon is the spoon/fork which is really silly. She is the "Maid of
Life" which somehow let's her ressurect herself when she dies..? (we don't know
much about their mythological roles yet).
Jake
is an explorer who lives on an island (same island that jade lived in, except
now it has MOOOOONSTERS!!!). Because his grandmother (alternate universe Jade)
detests Betty Crocker because of the awful upbringing (yes, his grandma was
raised by evil alien space hitler), she renamed herself to "English", to freak
her out because that's the name of the alien's boss, who is a time travelling
universe-eating invincible pimp demon. His weapons are pistols/guns. He is the
Page of Breath, which is said to have a "lot of potential" however we have no
idea what that means yet.
Roxy is an alcholic, which is
kinda understandable since she's bascially the last human left alive (as well as
Dirk) after the aforementined alien space hitler's water apocalypse. yes, she
and dirk are from the future and somehow communicate with the other two (who are
in "present time") using an alien chat program supplied by a cherub. Her weapons
are also guns, but the bigger kind. She is the Rogue of Void, which seems to
just "black out" their game session on Calliope/Caiborn's moniter for some
reason,.
Dirk is really awesome and is
canonically/officially the coolest guy ever so everyone else can just GO HOME.
He's the Guy Who Gets Shit Done. Hell, he even cut off his own head because the
cutting would result in Shit Getting Done. He wielrds katanas and builds robots
and has a weird rocket skateboard thing. His class is the Prince of Heart which
according to Sburb is the equivalent of "Destroyer of Souls: which sounds much
less stupid.
guardians (grandmother, grandfather, mother, brother) of the Beta Kids. They
are, from left to right, Jane Crocker, Jake English, Roxy Lalonde, and Dirk
Strider.
Jane is the heir to Crockercorp,
created by Betty Crocker (yes, THAT Betty Crocker). However, in this particular
universe Betty Crocker is actually an evil alien space hitler who ends up
destroying all humans (although this doesn't happen for about 400 years from her
time). Her weapon is the spoon/fork which is really silly. She is the "Maid of
Life" which somehow let's her ressurect herself when she dies..? (we don't know
much about their mythological roles yet).
Jake
is an explorer who lives on an island (same island that jade lived in, except
now it has MOOOOONSTERS!!!). Because his grandmother (alternate universe Jade)
detests Betty Crocker because of the awful upbringing (yes, his grandma was
raised by evil alien space hitler), she renamed herself to "English", to freak
her out because that's the name of the alien's boss, who is a time travelling
universe-eating invincible pimp demon. His weapons are pistols/guns. He is the
Page of Breath, which is said to have a "lot of potential" however we have no
idea what that means yet.
Roxy is an alcholic, which is
kinda understandable since she's bascially the last human left alive (as well as
Dirk) after the aforementined alien space hitler's water apocalypse. yes, she
and dirk are from the future and somehow communicate with the other two (who are
in "present time") using an alien chat program supplied by a cherub. Her weapons
are also guns, but the bigger kind. She is the Rogue of Void, which seems to
just "black out" their game session on Calliope/Caiborn's moniter for some
reason,.
Dirk is really awesome and is
canonically/officially the coolest guy ever so everyone else can just GO HOME.
He's the Guy Who Gets Shit Done. Hell, he even cut off his own head because the
cutting would result in Shit Getting Done. He wielrds katanas and builds robots
and has a weird rocket skateboard thing. His class is the Prince of Heart which
according to Sburb is the equivalent of "Destroyer of Souls: which sounds much
less stupid.